TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE
S-I-T-T-I-N-G
Please call the fire department. We are stuck.
These are real pictures. Like, this shit was real, it happened.
(Source: blackourstory)
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
me:
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
Things I Say While I'm Driving
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
